What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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hit the thumbs down button

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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Laugh.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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