Dancing Potatoe!

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connor sucks

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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what is big and white? the moon

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Justin Beiber

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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