- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

Hippopatomous!

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Hi Jacob You cool

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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