A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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123 Main street

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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zebras

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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