Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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What's dead? Your mum.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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skjer;nf;oashfaefaohesf oiqeshLACLAHN IS SUTRP SD] make it shorett and swert

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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