- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

A jew go out of a bar

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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