- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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