Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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your mom

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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black people

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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