haha, you're an orphan

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

Paul Dylan King!

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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