A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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