A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

How do u shit With ur ass

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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