Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Mmmmmmmmbutch

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

Three blondes walk into a community college.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

A jew go out of a bar

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Where's my tractor?

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Anti Joke

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