- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

What's up? The sky.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

It's long!

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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