- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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