Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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don't look behind you

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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JEWS

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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