Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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what do gay people eat?? food

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Reed is poopin

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peter charastabopouloulous

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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