- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

What is a question?

Hey, look under there! Under what?

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Watch your lips.

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