Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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