Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

Asians

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

asparagus

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Are you a human?

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

What's 9 plus 10? 19

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