What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

i love huge wieners.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

YOLO MAH BROLO

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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