"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Flab

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Joe Biden

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Good boy

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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