Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Blind people can't read this.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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