Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Penis

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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