What's better than sex? Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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poop

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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