- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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