What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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