The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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guess what what? nothing.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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