Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Don't think of granny porn

wanna hear a joke? not really

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Josh kissing a girl

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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