What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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