guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Facebook...

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Blarg

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Woman's rights.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Anti Joke

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