whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Guess what? No.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Women.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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