Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Where is my tractor?

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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