How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Do you need any assistance?

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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