- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Land Rovers

FAP

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

What's red and has wheels a red car....

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