Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Where is my tractor?

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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