I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Turn around.

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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