Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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How old is victor? Old

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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