That didn't hurt.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Potato.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Gadaffi

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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