What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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i eat poop

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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