- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

Bin Laden is dead.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

What abou three times

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

Black Veil Brides.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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