The horse said "nay."

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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what is big and white? the moon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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