Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Women's rights

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Cows go moo.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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