Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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what is stupid and reading this you

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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ha.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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