- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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