Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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