Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Women's Rights

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Where's my shotgun

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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