why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

A fat boy walked into a party

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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