THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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Chuck Norris.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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rape that shit

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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