-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Do you believe this will change?

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Anti Joke

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