- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

A jew went to Germany.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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