what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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