How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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