Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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